Mommy...Where do babies come from???: Our trip to the Pumpkin patch! Part 2...

Mom....Just Mom...I forgot my other name.

We don't sleep alone, eat alone, pee alone, shower alone, or do anything alone...

What are we?

You guessed it....Mommy!

Stand with me as we hold our heads high...There may be puke, or any number of bodily fluids that you were unaware even existed before Momhood, in our hair...

We may not have showered for an undisclosed amount of time...

We may have cookies and doodle pads in our purse, instead of lipstick or money...

But, we are the strongest beings on earth, So I dare anyone to mess with a mom on a mission to find the cookies, hidden in the bottom of the endless bag, in a quiet room, filled with quiet people, she doesn't know, while a 5 year old screams at a 3 year old, who screams at an 18 month old "STOP HITTING ME!!!!"...