Can I just say something here?
What in the name of Sam were the wonderful folks at the ink pad factories thinking when they made them PURPLE!?!?!
Could they not foresee the babies finding them and playing in them? I mean really now...
If they have to make something so darn interesting to children at least do it in a color that does not make them look like they are bruised and battered! And if you must do it in that perfect shade of purple, at least make the stuff a bit more washable!
*stepping down from my soap box*
Mom....Just Mom...I forgot my other name.
We don't sleep alone, eat alone, pee alone, shower alone, or do anything alone...
What are we?
You guessed it....Mommy!
Stand with me as we hold our heads high...There may be puke, or any number of bodily fluids that you were unaware even existed before Momhood, in our hair...
We may not have showered for an undisclosed amount of time...
We may have cookies and doodle pads in our purse, instead of lipstick or money...
But, we are the strongest beings on earth, So I dare anyone to mess with a mom on a mission to find the cookies, hidden in the bottom of the endless bag, in a quiet room, filled with quiet people, she doesn't know, while a 5 year old screams at a 3 year old, who screams at an 18 month old "STOP HITTING ME!!!!"...
What are we?
You guessed it....Mommy!
Stand with me as we hold our heads high...There may be puke, or any number of bodily fluids that you were unaware even existed before Momhood, in our hair...
We may not have showered for an undisclosed amount of time...
We may have cookies and doodle pads in our purse, instead of lipstick or money...
But, we are the strongest beings on earth, So I dare anyone to mess with a mom on a mission to find the cookies, hidden in the bottom of the endless bag, in a quiet room, filled with quiet people, she doesn't know, while a 5 year old screams at a 3 year old, who screams at an 18 month old "STOP HITTING ME!!!!"...
My Love...My Life....
Thursday, January 29, 2009
What were they thinking???
Posted by Melissa at 1:58 PM
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