As we walk into the house of a couple that we have recently met, who have invited us for dinner, I think to myself, " Ok, as long as they don't show everyone what the Good Lord intended for them to keep in their pants, no one pukes, and no one announces that Mommy & Daddy have said naughty words when body parts become smashed or cut etc., we should be ok.So, half way through the night my 18 month old, whom still nurses, decides not only that she is cranky, but that she wants to nurse, and she wants to nurse NOW...So what, you ask, does she do??? She proceeds to scream at the top of her lungs that she wants boooo booooo and tries to rip my shirt from my body!
Mom....Just Mom...I forgot my other name.
We don't sleep alone, eat alone, pee alone, shower alone, or do anything alone...
What are we?
You guessed it....Mommy!
Stand with me as we hold our heads high...There may be puke, or any number of bodily fluids that you were unaware even existed before Momhood, in our hair...
We may not have showered for an undisclosed amount of time...
We may have cookies and doodle pads in our purse, instead of lipstick or money...
But, we are the strongest beings on earth, So I dare anyone to mess with a mom on a mission to find the cookies, hidden in the bottom of the endless bag, in a quiet room, filled with quiet people, she doesn't know, while a 5 year old screams at a 3 year old, who screams at an 18 month old "STOP HITTING ME!!!!"...
What are we?
You guessed it....Mommy!
Stand with me as we hold our heads high...There may be puke, or any number of bodily fluids that you were unaware even existed before Momhood, in our hair...
We may not have showered for an undisclosed amount of time...
We may have cookies and doodle pads in our purse, instead of lipstick or money...
But, we are the strongest beings on earth, So I dare anyone to mess with a mom on a mission to find the cookies, hidden in the bottom of the endless bag, in a quiet room, filled with quiet people, she doesn't know, while a 5 year old screams at a 3 year old, who screams at an 18 month old "STOP HITTING ME!!!!"...
My Love...My Life....
Thursday, October 23, 2008
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