Sooooo yeah..... I just went down and checked on my 3 year old son, Roman, whom I thought was napping. Only to discover that he was not napping at all....
As I walked into the room, I noticed a foul odor....
"Oh no, please tell me you didn't poop your pants Roman."
"Nope!"
"Why is it stinky in here then?"
"Ummmmmmm"...
"Roman there is poop on your sheets!"
Upon lifting his covers, what rolls off his bed? Yep, you guessed it....A big old poop!
Ugh...It's one of those days.....
Someone PLEASE remind me why I want to keep having children!
Mom....Just Mom...I forgot my other name.
We don't sleep alone, eat alone, pee alone, shower alone, or do anything alone...
What are we?
You guessed it....Mommy!
Stand with me as we hold our heads high...There may be puke, or any number of bodily fluids that you were unaware even existed before Momhood, in our hair...
We may not have showered for an undisclosed amount of time...
We may have cookies and doodle pads in our purse, instead of lipstick or money...
But, we are the strongest beings on earth, So I dare anyone to mess with a mom on a mission to find the cookies, hidden in the bottom of the endless bag, in a quiet room, filled with quiet people, she doesn't know, while a 5 year old screams at a 3 year old, who screams at an 18 month old "STOP HITTING ME!!!!"...
What are we?
You guessed it....Mommy!
Stand with me as we hold our heads high...There may be puke, or any number of bodily fluids that you were unaware even existed before Momhood, in our hair...
We may not have showered for an undisclosed amount of time...
We may have cookies and doodle pads in our purse, instead of lipstick or money...
But, we are the strongest beings on earth, So I dare anyone to mess with a mom on a mission to find the cookies, hidden in the bottom of the endless bag, in a quiet room, filled with quiet people, she doesn't know, while a 5 year old screams at a 3 year old, who screams at an 18 month old "STOP HITTING ME!!!!"...
My Love...My Life....
Friday, October 24, 2008
Poop = will someone please tell me why I keep popping out children!
Posted by Melissa at 2:58 PM
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